Daddy's leaving us again today. He's going somewhere called Las Vegas. Momma says that's somewhere people go to lose all their money. I hope he's not gone long. Momma says he's not coming back until Sunday..whenever that is. Last time he left for a long time, I missed him so much that I couldn't eat. Can you believe it? Me? Not eat? I know, it's hard to believe. Momma tried to give me all my favorite treats but I just turned away. I wanted Daddy. This is what I do when Daddy's gone..I wait for him to come home. 

Midas is really weird. He doesn't know he's stuffies are made to be destroyed. He thinks they're there to suck on!! Can you believe it? He sucks on his stuffed rabbit every night before bed. He makes weird noises too. I just roll my eyes at him. 

Can you believe he does this for half an hour every night before we go to sleep!? 

suck, suck, suck..he still thinks he's a baby 

Sometimes a dog's gotta let it all hang out. Momma laughed at me when she took this picture cause she says it looks like I'm smiling. 

why do things have to change??

I'm sooo confused. Our house is a mess! There's this man and woman who keep coming to our house everyday and changing things. They talk but I can't understand what they're saying. They don't sound like mommy or daddy and they don't sound like grandma or grandpa. who knows? The lady seems scared of me though. The first day they kept coming and going upstairs..downstairs..upstairs..downstairs. They wouldn't even look at us! How can you NOT look at us? We're so cute! Dad put us in the kitchen for the WHOLE day and those mean people ignored us the whole day! When mom and dad got home, they wouldn't let us go upstairs...said something about messing up the new tile.

The next day, I overhead mommy saying that they were going to start working on the kitchen and it was so funny because daddy had to move the refrigerator into the livingroom and he kept forgetting and fell asleep watching tv. When Mommy woke him up, it was WAY past our bedtime and daddy was pissed cause he still had to move the refrigerator, it was late, and all he wanted to do was sleep. daddy gets very grouchy when he's sleepy. midas and I tried to help but he says we were getting in the way. the refrigerator looked heavy. it must have been cause daddy kept yelling and making funny noises and faces while he tried to move it.

daddy took me and midas to grandma's house the next day and we were so excited we kept jumping and running all over the place. We hate being in the kitchen all day and grandma's house is fun cause we can run in the backyard and bug snowy. We got to stay all day and all night!

I've been having some problems with my tummy. I keep begging momma for treats and she can't resist my irresistable face so she always gives it to me..so i've been having diarrea lately and momma and daddy have been feeding me chicken and rice for the last couple of days. momma gave grandma what she thought would be enough boiled chicken to last a couple of days but momma should know me better!! I finished that off in less one day!

I was a bad boy

I was a bad boy. I scared momma to death the other day. We were walking outside and momma had me and Midas on separate Flexi-leads. That stupid, yappy next door neighbor dog walked by and I tried really hard to ignore him but he smells so bad!! So I started running after him and before momma knew what was going on, my leash got wrapped around Midas' neck and I was dragging him on the ground. Momma kept yelling at me to stop and she was getting hysterical but I didn't hear her. When I reached the neighbor's house, the scaredy cat bitch-dog went inside and I stopped running. Momma came running up next to me and grabbed me by the collar. That hurt, too!! She was mean but she didn't yell. I think she was really worried about Midas. He wasn't breathing and his body was twitching. She said his eyes were bulging out of his skull, but they're always bulging, so I couldn't tell the difference. Momma and I were really quiet until Midas started breathing again. He looked so shaken up that I felt kinda guilty. I guess next time the neighbor bitch-dog tries to piss on my tree I should just let him. Momma was really mad at me but she felt really guilty about letting that happen to Midas. Of course it's her fault! She should have been watching us better. She felt SO guilty that she went to Petsmart and bought Midas a whole bunch of treats and toys...but I stole them when she wasn't looking..I'm smart, huh? She even bought us bully sticks!! We LOVE bully sticks.

These are my FAVORITE treats...pssst..but don't tell Dad, they're bully sticks..or bull you-know-whats. They gross him out and he told Mom they're not allowed in the house but she bought them anyway.  

Always touching me...He ALWAYS has to be touching me. He's lucky I'm such a cool big brother 

That's Midas again. He's fat. He doesn't have cajones like I do either. 

I know I'm good looking.. 

Come on...There has to be another toy around here somewhere..talk about deprived. 

People say that I'm spoiled. How can I be spoiled? I don't have any toys!!  

And just so you don't think we're cute ALL the time. Here's us doing what we do best..destroying things!! 

I guess sometimes Midas can be okay. 

My sweater says "Who Farted?" and Midas' says "Treat Whore". He really is too!! 

This is us sleeping. We like to sleep in the sun.  

Just a quick update

My baby brother Midas is getting less annoying now. He doesn't chew on my face a lot anymore. We still play bitey-face but he doesn't bite so hard that my face bleeds anymore. Sometimes it's hard being the big brother cause I have to take care of him all the time. I'm always sniffing his you-know-whats to make sure he didn't pee in the house. Mommy and Daddy hate it when he does that. I don't know why he likes to pee in the house. Doesn't he know OUTSIDE is so much better? Plus, when we pee outside, we get treats when we come back in!!