Ever wanted to get away?

My GQ photos

Guess what holiday is coming up???

SOOOO close...

Finally..proof...Midas' butt IS ginormous!!!

Just some random pictures

Guess what we did this weekend!!???

Hello, Underwear Stealers Anonymous?

Midas likes to steal underwear. I told you he's a weirdo. Yesterday, Momma was in a rush before she left for work and left a basket hamper on the ground. You would have thought that Midas won the lottery or something. By the time Daddy came, he had 5 of Momma's bras all over the place and Momma said he messed up two of them. He likes all kinds of underwear but he prefers the dirty ones. The dirtier the better. His favorite of all time is Daddy's underwear after he plays softball. He says it's the tastiest!